And so here it is. Teasers after chapters after stills after posters – the gloriously explicit full trailer for Lars von Trier’s censorship-annihilating sex opera Nymphomaniac has now been finally unveiled to spread some orgiastic sweat and push your hot buttons. A word of caution – it’s Not Safe For Work, so don’t let me be responsible for your being sacked from your job. Watch it at home. It’s the perfect timing since it’s the weekend. Send your kids to bed, put on your headphones and click fullscreen. The trailer alone is enough to make a nun faint. Let alone a five-and-a-half hour hardcore bonking.
If there ever is a perfect Christmas present, it’s a trip to Paris or Copenhagen on the 25th December to catch Uncle Lars doing what he’s good at – pissing off puritans.
The full trailer below at your delectation.