Lars Von Trier’s upcoming sex odyssey Nymphomaniac is fast becoming David Cameron’s migraine. The Danish provocateur has dropped a new still from his art project, this time with Shia LaBeouf engaging in foreplay with actress Stacy Martin (who will eventually evolve into Charlotte Gainsbourg later into the film, I presume), adding another headache for worrywart Dave and his plan to annihilate online pornography from the face of Britain. I’ve decided to post the film still in its full glory, without superimposing a star on Stacy’s tits, purely because I decry and vilify censorship.
Von Trier and his marketing team have concocted a strategy of ‘teasing’ the public by releasing chapters every month. The first is called ‘The Compleat Angler’ (deliberate spelling mistake here and no, you’re not going dyslexic), and the second chapter is entitled after LaBeouf’s character ‘Jerome’. We expect lots of graphic penetration shots and banging in this film – but first, here’s a clip of the new chapter:
Denmark and France will both get Nymphomaniac as Christmas present, as the film will be unveiled on December 25. No UK release date yet.
