Whenever I go through my bad days, I often remind myself that I’ve won as much Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio. Which is zilch. But that will all soon change, hopefully, with Martin Scorcese’s giddily anticipated stock market dollah-porn The Wolf of Wall Street. Paramount has finally decided to release it on Christmas Day over in the US, which is obviously pitched for the Oscar season brouhaha. Apparently it runs for 165 minutes, so I’ll make sure I’ll bring a picnic with me. I doubt there’s anything better than watching DiCaprio engaging in a cocktail of drugs-booze-debauchery this holiday season. See the trailer below.