Rants

Okay, the 84th Annual Academy Awards nominations are in – and Melancholia is out. Fuck you very much, Oscars. Anyone who puts War Horse in their Best Picture list has obviously got no taste. Just because he’s Spielberg doesn’t mean they’re obliged to nominate the dude and his film about a magical pony. Although Spielberg’s got bigger PR lobby than the entire nominated films combined. America is absolutely scared shitless inviting Lars von Trier to the show, as he might give one of his precious Nazi rants. Also, Kirsten Dunst and Tilda Swinton can team up together, go gung-ho and gatecrash the ceremony with AK-47s. Those towering performances from Melancholia and We Need To Talk About Kevin are terribly snubbed.