It’s only 1 minute and 38 seconds in length – but goddammit, I cannot recall the last time I was reduced to a goosebump-y, blubbery wreck by a fucking movie teaser. In a very short amount of time, you had me completely convinced you’ll sing the shit out of Fantine and break everybody’s hearts before we can mention Susan Boyle. Susan, who? This means we can all get miserable this Christmas season and watch some old-school Hollywood musical about 19th-century human suffering. Let’s start brewing some mulled wine, shall we?