The Moviejerk is run by one person only, so I’m afraid you’ll have to put up with me.
If you happen to disagree with my critical stance, you’re very welcome to rant and rave about in in my Facebook or Twitter, and we’ll partake into a glorious exchange of theories like normal adults. But it you become bitchy about it – less constructive criticism and more antagonistic drivel – I’d prefer you to fuck off. My views here are completely subjective, and I don’t pretend to have the last word. ‘Fuck that objectivity bullshit,’ as one Martha Gellhorn would have reprimanded us all.
Meanwhile, if you do have something nice to say, I’d be most delighted to hear it. Nothing beats genuine, enthusiastic film chatter in my books.
For all your queries, questions and confusions – I’ll do my best to answer them without sounding like a tit.
I also welcome contributors to the site. If you happen to like the look and dig my style, feel free to get in touch – provided that snarky yet honest film criticism is your cup of tea (and that you can write something along the vein). Send through one or two of your finest, wonderfully withering film scribbles and we’ll sort something out.
Here’s the email: email@example.com