It’s the breeding season of cinema, folks. What d’you expect. This is the much awaited time when auteurs pull out their wangs (that’s artistic egos for you, uninitiated ones) for public stroking and adoration. It’s the battle of men this year. Not that we’ll witness somebody like Haneke beating the life out of somebody like Kiarostami, but at least we’ll expect their films will make some particular impact. Let’s not kid ourselves, Cannes is the most prestigious film festival in the entire circuit. The French know and love their cinema. 9 out of my Top 10 Films last year all premiered in Cannes.
Here Evil Queen sends Thor to dispatch Bella Swan (go Thor!), and ends up conniving with her along with some woodland dwarves who then all go Lord of the Rings on the witch-bitch. And who actually in their right state of mind would buy Kristen Stewart as the fairest of them all? Really? Fairer than Charlize Theron? Fuck me.